Tell her she can't have a vagina
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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