BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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