he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
