Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
