? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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