You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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