Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
