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I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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