Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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