We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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