My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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