everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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