6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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