Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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