no you cant smoke seaweed
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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