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Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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