Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
His nipple licking is glorious
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