You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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