He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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