yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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