Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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