What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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