You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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