You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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