So drunk its hurt
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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