jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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