So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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