Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
