And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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