Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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