No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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