spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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