So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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