Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Randomize
