who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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