Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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