It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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