Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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