i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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