Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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