Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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