It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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