I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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