Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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