Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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