I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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