Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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