I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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