what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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