After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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