reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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