I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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