Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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