You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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